Nigerian lady identified as @dejokecarew shared a hilarious story of how she cooked a full goat her boyfriend and his friends stole.
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“I remember when I thought my university boyfriend would marry me because I cooked a whole goat he and his friends stole and killed. “Our wife.”
“She’s not like some people (his ex) “
“Me too I was blushing.
“From one goat, I made Pepper soup, Stew & Peppered meat for over 10 people. 🤣
“Anyways he’s married to that his ex now. 😘
“Man will carry his clothes jejely, to go & give the dry cleaner.
“I “wife material” will say
“baby stop it now, when you have me here”
“I go come dey wash jeans, shirts, under-wears etc, for under Elemere tree because “our wife”.
The reactions to this tweet have been very wide and currently trending on Nigeria Twitter.
If I come to Lagos don’t cook a whole ram for me. A ma pa de ni court.
— Coco🌬 (@Queenisha__) September 16, 2019
You’re not a wife material , you’re THE wife material 😩🙌🏽💪🏽✊🏽
— Beardedmaverick (@dat_cocky_dude) September 16, 2019
When you are just trying to clean your glasses so you can admire your goat well but Dejoke’s boyfriend and his crew pass before you finish pic.twitter.com/qscCPGZiRa
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) September 17, 2019
Jesus Christ died for us because he loved us.
Some ppl stole Goat and cooked it for love.
All na love.
— Pastor Ola ✨ (@Biisi96) September 16, 2019
Incase you missed Dejoke gist yesternight, it's all here
Dejoke the GOAT 🐐
Common Indomie these girls here won't cook for me o, tueh!!
If you can't cook stolen GOAT for me, I'd leave you ASUN as possible
— FUTA BadMan || PR Fera (@pr_fera) September 17, 2019
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